Lately Kiki and I have been taking long, sweaty constitutionals on our tandem bicycle in the blazing Moroccan sun. Hours of ceaseless leg pumping and the sound of lips sucking on the plastic teet of a water bottle, then releasing with a wet smack. This is certainly a season of endless pleasures.
aliseratliff-deactivated2012083 asked: What do you think about Sean Connery?
Ahh, it’s been a long time since I heard that name. Those who knew him well called him Tommy. I spent some time in Edinburgh where I befriended Tommy while he was working at the King’s Theatre, which had just received a fantastic makeover the likes of which I could not have dreamed in my fleeting youth. He was a tall, steel-cut man with a passion for physical toil and an insatiable appetite. We spent countless hours wandering along the edges of the Water of Leith with the other theatre lads, chucking stones at unlucky fish and filling the cool air with easy laughter. We grew very close, he and I. And damn, what a handsome body.
ask-the-hankinator asked: Hey Uncle Gentleman! You still alive?! I hope so because guess what GUESS WHAT?!? I HAD SEX LAST NIGHT AND IT WAS GREAT AND I'M TELLING EVERYONE! :D
Ah, that’s wonderful. Your uncle’s proud of you, lad. I’ll be here if you ever need any advice. I have the means to acquire most anything you can imagine.